Friday, 22 January 2021

School of Cuckolding (erotic ebook)

Welcome to the School of Cuckolding, where husbands learn pain and wives learn pleasure!

Married couples will be separated, so that the headmaster, headmistress, prefects and bullies can educate secretly submissive middle-class professionals in the delights of domestic discipline, dressing up in uniform... and much much more!


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At the School of Cuckolding, the wives will be taught to explore their submissive tendencies with big strong men, and also to derive satisfaction from dominating and humiliating their husbands...


They will learn the thrill of taking lovers, dishing out corporal punishment, and watching their husbands pleasure other men in hot gay sex shows for everyone's amusement...

But for all this to happen of course, their husbands must first be taught to submit... to both their wives and their lovers!

Suffice to say, if you find my other ebooks too romantic or too focused on female submissives, then this one might be more up your street...

This story was actually inspired by a comment by Father Jim on my Mother and Daughter Cuckolding series, where he described a school uniform spanking party that descends into bullying and cuckolding (just like real school!) Having attended such a party myself in the past, I found the idea extremely inspiring.

In this story, an experienced landlady and her husband host school uniform spanking parties in the back room of their pub, catering for nice middle-class professional couples who secretly love to dress up as naughty schoolboys and schoolgirls.

However, one week the husbands and wives arrive to discover that the older couple have handed over to the roles of Headmaster and Headmistress to a younger, far more sadistic couple, and they have made A LOT of changes...

First of all, there are now a lot more boys than girls, as a troop of rough working-class men have been invited to enjoy the fun, many of them with dark skin and all of them with big dicks!

The boys are divided up into Swots and Bullies (with all the middle-class husbands in the former group) and the girls are told they must pick a new boyfriend from the ranks of the bullies!


So while the wives and the Bullies are engaging in some VERY heavy petting at the back of the class...


....the Swots are given a lesson in submission, with severe punishments for any laggards!

Their wives will be punished alongside them...

...before being fucked by the Bullies and the Headmaster as their helpless husbands look on!

The wives come in all shapes and sizes. One is a sweet little blonde nymphette who is far too innocent for all this and who brings out the most sadistic urges of the dominant men...

Another is a sneering bitch who everyone delights in seeing being taken down a peg or two, whether by being thrashed in front of the class alongside her meek husband, or by all the Bullies making sure to ejaculate before she orgasms...

For my male readers, which role do you think your own wife or girlfriend would play in such a situation?

For my female readers, which do you think you would enjoy more: being used and abused by the big strong Bullies, or watching your husband being made to suffer?


And this is just the start. At 'breaktime', the Swots find out that they won't be getting any respite as the Bullies ambush them in the filthy pub toilet and introduce them to swirlies, golden showers and gay cocksucking...


And then comes Sex Education, where the Swots are taught how to suck a cock, practising first on each other and then on the Bullies...

...culminating in the Bullies fucking them in their tight middle-class asses until they all enjoy (or endure?) humiliating anal orgasms in front of their giggling wives...

And then of course the girls are going to want to have some fun as well!



If you enjoy the excellent artwork of Sir Noddy and Safeword Ignored, some of which is included in this post, you can find more at deviantart.com/sirnoddy/gallery and safewordignoredcomics.com

Friday, 8 January 2021

Horrible Histories: A Pennyworth of Salade Oil (Jonathan art manips)

I've been fascinated by corporal punishment for almost as long as I can remember. So needless to say, when as a boy I came across references to spanking/whipping/The Belt/The Cane in books or other media, it excited me in ways I didn't quite understand...
And there were A LOT of references. History books in particular seemed to delight in recounting what used to happen to naughty children (and adults) in the 'good old days'.
One of my most spanktastic sources of historical kink was the Horrible Histories, a series of children's history books that attempted to make history fun and accessible through jokes, cartoons and dark humour. They're actually very good, and they are also choc full of references to corporal punishment – so much so that I suspect the author or editor may have had an erotic interest in such things (or maybe they just knew many of their readers would have!)
The most interesting stories were usually tucked away in sections with names like 'Terrible Schools' or 'Vile Childhoods', with tales of young unfortunates being caned/strapped/whipped/birched and more by their sadistic elders... and I lapped it up!
I still find many of the fantasies these books produce to be arousing today, so as a tribute to the kinkiest set of history books in, well, history, here is a series of manips based on some of my favourite Horrible Histories:




The first Horrible Histories book I read was 'The Terrible Tudors', and on reaching the section on sixteenth-century schooling I was greeted by this glorious description:

Needless to say, after reading this, I lay awake many a night thinking of those innocent schoolboys having their bare bottoms roasted (and before too long, imagining myself in their place...)
This scene provides part of the inspiration for my first manip. You'll notice that I haven't attempted to give these manips a Tudor/medieval setting. Sometimes it's nice to imagine what it would be like if this sort of thing was still going on... perhaps society has decided corporal punishment is a good idea after all and it has been brought back (or never went away, and, like the amazing alternate universes of the classic British Spanking Magazines, is much more severe than it ever was in the recent past!)
I'm sure you're aware of (and maybe even attended) educational historical establishments where modern-day children get to sit in old-fashioned classrooms while their teachers strut about in caps and gowns swishing canes and trying to act menacing (I know my teachers did!) Perhaps a Finishing School trip to one of these such establishments has got out of hand, and the schoolmaster can't resist actually using the birch on one of the bottom-formers, much to the amusement (and arousal) of the bigger boys. Or perhaps the first manip shows an actual Finishing School, where the Master has decided to quite literally Bring Back the Birch!
I actually did some research into this Henry Peachum source, and it turns out that it was probably the prefects who whipped boys to warm themselves up, rather than the teachers. While this makes a little more sense, I certainly prefer the image of the sadistic schoolmaster towering over his unfortunate charges as he roasts their bare backsides for no reason whatsoever! (Though the original wording 'to get himself in heat' certainly conjures up some possibilities...)

After 'The Terrible Tudors' my education continued with 'The Vile Victorians', which contained a charming account of a family who did all their washing on a Sunday, so the children were always strapped by the priest at school on Monday morning for missing church!
And then there was this 'traditional Victorian motto': 'For bad boys, a yard of strap is worth a mile of talk!' Needless to say, reading such words had this particular boy squirming on my pampered bottom as I imagined it being repeatedly stung with a yard of broad leather strap!
The book 'Cruel Kings and Mean Queens' was absolutely packed with spanking stories, such as how the boy king Edward VI was thrashed by his tutor, and how the families of the German King Georges considered their English subjects to be a light touch, and how their palaces were filled with the sounds of weeping, well-whipped children locked in cupboards. The book also repeated the (apparently apocrypal) words of King George V, referring to a long line of harsh royal discipline (complete with an illustration of him holding a whip!):
'I was frightened of my father [King Edward VII]. He was frightened of his mother [Queen Victoria]. I'm damn well going to make sure that my children are frightened of me!'
I quite like the idea of Queen Victoria (a BBW domme if there ever was one) birching the living daylights out of all those poor little princes and princesses!
There was hardly a Horrible Histories text without some reference to spanking. Just look at these scenes from 'The Measly Middle Ages' (which showed it wasn't just the boys who had all the fun!)



Then there was this rather more fleshed-out story from the same book:


I just loved the unfairness of it... it turns out later that the schoolmaster was interrupted in fetching the birch twigs and does not punish anyone else in the class, so I always used to think of the unfortunate Thomas Abbot getting thrashed by his enraged schoolmaster for a crime he did not commit, getting it so hard the birch split and couldn't be used on any of his (no doubt smirking) classmates. Perhaps this could even be the setting of the first manip, though no doubt if that were the case the other boys would be looking a lot more nervous!
There's something so hot about undeserved punishments, and I came very close to using the Thomas Abbot story as the basis for my tribute (who knows what the bigger boys did to his poor ravaged bottom while the Master was out hunting for birch twigs... )

But there's still a whole lot that's unfair about the extract on which I did base my tribute. It actually comes not from Horrible Histories but from 'Wicked Words', a spinoff in the same style:

I love the casualness of the references: 'schoolboys were bent over a saddle and flogged', 'instead they'd get a beating from the saddle-maker'. They sound just like everyday occurrences... which hopefully they were!
It includes so many of my kinks – clearly, even as a boy I found the idea that a random working man could just thrash me for no reason to be extremely titillating.
It must have been a terrifying (and thrilling) time to be a youth. Literally any adult could bare your bottom for the harshest punishment on the slightest pretext – remember that these are BIRCHINGS that these (un)fortunate boys are subjected to!
And it raises the question of who exactly is sending these unwitting young men off to the saddle-makers? Their fathers? Stepdads? Big brothers? Schoolmasters? Wicked uncles? Neighbours? Men of the church?
Though perhaps a few of them aren't sent by anyone at all... I can well imagine myself as a curious, trembling teen, voluntarily visiting the saddle-masker and asking him for a pennyworth of salade oil...

Friday, 25 December 2020

Santa's Cumming! (new Ian Hamilton art)

Merry Christmas one and all! Goodwill to all men (and good spankings to all boys!) Last year I created a whole series devoted to Spanking Santas, but considering the hard-on I have over the big leather belt that Father Christmas wears around his waist, it was rather remiss of me not to include ANY belt spankings!

So when I asked Ian Hamilton to illustrate a few of my St Nick-based fantasies, you can bet that Santa was putting that big old belt to very good use indeed!


Being spanked (and more) by Santa Claus is one of my ultimate gay fantasies. I love the idea of being dominated by an older, bigger man, and Santa certainly fits that mould. There is something rather fetishistic about his costume, particularly the boots and of course his huge belt with his oversized buckle.

There's also the suggestion that as well as delivering gifts to good children, he also deals with the naughty ones. And we all know how naughty boys get dealt with!

With some European traditions even having a separate character who flogs the naughty ones, perhaps this Santa has just decided to combine the roles!

And of course there's the implication that in order to know who's naughty and who's nice, Santa can see EVERYTHING you've been doing...

Santa spanking scenes are great, but I can't help but think about the even kinkier implications. After all, in what other situation is is acceptable for a dominant older man to sneak into strangers' houses at night and pleasure or punish their sons as he sees fit?

Does Santa pull down naughty boys' pyjamas (or strip them completely, as here) just to spank them, or does he have something else in mind as well? And with not even a mouse stirring in the silent house, it wouldn't be fair for the boys' pleading and crying to wake their parents and sisters... maybe Santa will find a way to stuff their mouths...

Don't forget, Santa's trousers would probably fall down when he takes his big belt off to do some spanking, and it would only be natural if spanking all those naughty boys has made St Nick's big dick hard and in need of attention...

In fact, maybe that's what's happening in Ian Hamilton's first pic! Although it doesn't seem to have worked, as the boys' family have come down to see what on earth is going on (I'm sure any sisters at least won't mind watching!) 

Getting back to these outstanding commissions, I can't help but ponder the story behind them...

My original idea was that these pictures (especially the first) would illustrate my fantasy that Santa spends a good portion of Christmas night visiting nice middle-class boys like me and giving them what they REALLY want for Christmas. He isn't spanking them just because they have been naughty (and let's face it, everybody is naughty at some point in the year!), but because they want and need it... He uses his big thick belt to spank the bottoms of young middle-class men until they admit their deeply hidden gay feelings... and then their first gay experience is with Santa! In this scenario, 'Santa's bottomless sack' means something quite different!

I can certainly imagine myself tossing and turning in my bed on Christmas night, a stiff little tent in the front of my striped pyjama bottoms as I try to ignore the shameful fantasies of being used and abused by bigger men and Daddy-types and strict Headmasters and sadistic sports coaches that always swirl around my head at night... And then I hear a clatter of hooves and look up to see big hunky Santa standing at the end of my bed, his belt in his hand and an obvious erection straining in his red trousers! It won't be long till I'm 'sitting on Santa's lap' just like the guy in the second pic, though of course he already knows EXACTLY what all us limp-wristed middle-class boys want for Christmas!

I had the idea that the two boys in the commissions are a young husband staying with his in-laws, including his eighteen-year-old brother-in-law, who as a middle-class male shares his secret gay fantasies – which Santa is all too happy to fulfil! (The boys' faces may suggest that they aren't enjoying their ordeal, but of course their erections prove otherwise...)

Ian Hamilton has really excelled himself with these drawings, catering brilliantly to my fetish for striped pyjamas (such easy access to cocks and bottoms...) and thick leathery belts in the first pic, and for shirts, sweatervests and sock garters in the second. I also love the fearsome matriarch in the second pic – I think I like strict mature women even more than I like dominant Daddy-types!

Perhaps she is spanking her son-in-law for marrying her daughter without confessing to his secret gay fantasies – 'YOU DIRTY, WICKED BOY! HOW DARE YOU KEEP SOMETHING LIKE THIS A SECRET! WHEN I'M FINISHED WITH YOU, YOU WON'T SIT DOWN FOR A MONTH!' – and she no doubt gave her son similar treatment, which also conveniently got his botty nice and hot and ready for Santa's cock!

Though from the smirk on her daughter's face she certainly doesn't mind that her husband and brother secretly like to be spanked and screwed by other men – ladies love to watch guys go gay after all, and perhaps she has a few gay friends and/or manly objects of lust who can now be invited over to play...

Women love Santa too of course... after all he's the one who brings them all those nice presents for being such good little girls!

Or maybe you prefer to imagine that this is a purely family-based fantasy, and the boys are grown-up brothers, or cousins, and the younger woman is only a sadistic sister and not a wife as well? Perhaps you prefer to fantasize that Santa is not giving the boys what they want for Christmas, but merely abusing his power to gratify his love of dominating helpless young men. Though surely good old Saint Nick would never do something so sadistic...

Or would he...? ;D

Friday, 4 December 2020

Dog Collar Discipline (A Sizzling Sectarian Love Story)

'Father forgive me, for I have sinned...'
If you're in need of an erotic escape from the trials of day-to-day life (especially this year!), or want a naughty little Christmas present to slip into your partner's stocking/Kindle, then perhaps you should check out my latest ebook...


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Somewhere south of the border between England and Scotland, two villages are locked in an endless struggle. One Protestant, one Catholic, the inhabitants can't even remember why they hate each other – but hate each other they do!

Into it all ride Father Blisset and Father Walsh, two handsome young clergyman who seek to reform, but who are soon dragged down into the quagmire of hypocrisy and religious conflict – not to mention the villagers' extremely traditional views on the use of corporal punishment!


At the heart of everything lie Mandy and Charlotte, two delicate roses seeking to survive and escape the soul-crushing drudgery (and bottom-sizzling discipline) they must endure as young women in the Vale of Black Kettle Drop. But are they seeking to escape the discipline, or just to take it on their own terms...?

While this ebook is branded as a romance, and therefore has a nice meaty plot to get your teeth into, there are still many, many erotic scenes to satisfy your cravings (maybe even more than in my last romance). In fact I'm starting to think it may have been a bit of a stretch to brand this as a romantic novella rather than erotica – hopefully it won't be too shocking for the more reserved Kindle Unlimited subscribers...


In fact, they might even learn that they rather enjoy reading about strict matriarchs dragging their rebellious daughters to the vicarage for punishment...





Or those same matriarchs offering their own naked bottoms for the cane afterwards...



After all, they wouldn't want their husbands to find out what they admitted in confession!



And then the lecherous priests give them another dose of what got them into trouble in the first place!




Not to mention those same rebellious daughters getting soundly belted by their strict fathers until they agree to be married off to decent older men...


Instead of having fun with all the rough, exciting boys from the village...


And convincing the local clergymen to go easy on them when their mothers bring them for punishment!