Friday, 28 November 2014

Endart manips: SMS spankings

We all know kids spend far too much time on their cellphones these days, but you have to admit that SMS text messaging provides a great way for our darling wives and daughters to earn stinging spankings! So let's all give Thanks (and Spanks) for incriminating text messages!

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Let's face it, spanking is now very much seen as a sexual thing rather than the disciplinary method it was viewed as even 20 years ago. Even so, it's still fun to think what would happen in modern scenarios if the cane, paddle and prison strap hadn't moved to the nations' bedrooms and instead were used with even more vigor than before. So would the spate of student plagiarism using the internet (i.e. cheating!) be met with a severe paddling campaign? Would the rising divorce rate lead to middle-class couples being required to attend spanking therapy? Would bosses unfairly punish their underlings for their companies struggles through the recession - and then later those same underlings would be made scapegoats for the whole thing and publically whipped? And let's not forget the merciless leatherings the likes of Justin Bieber and Lindsey Lohan would receive on their many visits to jail!

Friday, 21 November 2014

Artists I love: Nate

Joy of joys! Thanks to James at the spankedmale blog, some new art has emerged by one of my favorite artists, who I long thought had stopped producing. Nate was the artist who turned me on to matronly spankers. Like many spankees, I’m just a naughty boy at heart, and who knows how to spank a naughty boy better than a voluptuous old harridan who thinks the best way to nurture a male is to beat the wickedness out of him on a regular basis? There’s something so erotic about big, older, powerful women, and Nate draws them excellently. Also let's face it, all our wives are going to end up as buxom older ladies so we might as well start getting turned on by them now!

There’s something particularly British about Nate's work. The uniforms, the settings, all seem to capture the essence of good old England. The men are nothing but weedy, well-dressed submissives who never really grew up and whose only redeeming feature is their boyish, spankable bottoms. Their every move is kept in check by both their wives and by every woman in their lives, who are all stereotypically British: huge, frumpily dressed, with tree-trunk-like thighs, tremendous arses and heaving bosoms. It's making me want to drop to my knees and apologize just thinking about it!



Even the attitudes of the characters seem to capture the essence of England. I suppose deep down the English are an inherently conservative culture, and Nate's art seems to exist in a glorious alternative Albion where the 1950s never ended. A place where, from the second a male is hauled out of his mother as a newborn matron and given a swift spank on the arse by a stern matron, he is subject to the rule of big busted, thunder-thighed matriarchs who love nothing more than to pull down a male's pants in front of giggling girls (who of course are far too precious to ever need anything as coarse as a smacked bottom) and relentlessly smack his firm arse until it is rosy red and streaked with fingerprints:

The need to blister bare boy bottoms is imprinted in English culture, as Nate's work makes clear. I particularly love this piece in which a gorgeous Bulgarian wife announces that 'I think all wives in England do this' while spanking her English husband in front of her family. Even foreign ladies can't resist handing out plenty of 'bare smakbotties' to British males!


Nate's work perfectly captures the humiliation of public maternal spanking, and also the delightful fantasy of a mother in law getting involved in a husband's discipline. This has certainly stoked my fantasies over the years and I sometimes wish my mother in law would find out about our spanking, just in case there's any chance it could spark a glorious matriarchal revolution in my family that led to me and my male descendants being subject to stinging spankings from gorgeous old harridans for generations to come:

All this discipline is of course drilled into males at the classic British schools, and Nate is the absolute master of drawing male school uniforms. I love school uniforms in spanking play but I am very picky about them. For boys I like the British style in the following combination: shirt (should really be white, blue or grey), tie, short and tight grey shorts, shiny black shoes and knee length grey socks. Blazers and caps I can give or take, although straw boaters are nice on sissier boys as well as girls. Of course, in Nate's world grown-up husbands who have long graduated to suits and cufflinks are still often put back in their old school uniforms to relive their days as squealing schoolboys across the matriarchal knee:

In this world, the pleasures of the male are almost completely forbidden. Gambling, drinking and of course sexual desires and masturbation must be beaten out of boys at every opportunity.

And once the spanking is done other methods of pain and humiliation will very much be in use!

Stereotypically of course sex in marriage is virtually nonexistent, and especially in Britain! But we all know spanking isn't just about discipline. Nate's ladies are clearly sadists to a woman, who get such enjoyment out of discipline and scolding that they aren't too interested in catering to their men's more carnal desires. And that becomes rather sexy when it's coupled with tight controls on wanking and regular, severe corporal punishment. Would you really complain about a lack of sex and no opportunity to wank if you were being punished every single day by (and in front of) the ladies in your life? Well welcome to Britain!

The climax to this comic strip perfectly illustrates the British attitude to sex. A group of wives have the opportunity to have some fun with a well-spanked husband's erect willy, but they'd much rather further humiliate and punish him...

This is certainly a world I would like to live in. These husbands must be perpetually horny and frustrated and must rather give it a good go when they're finally allowed to slip their slender cocks between their wives chunky thighs. And while male sexuality is displayed as inherently dirty and deserving of punishment, don't be surprised if the wives don't see their own carnal cravings in the same light. After, who's really going to stop a big dominant lady supplementing her marital shaggings with regular masturbation and dildo fun? Plus liaisons with plumbers, builders, in-laws, old friends and bosses etc. As British society dictates that husbands are just naughty boys who never grow up and their women are in charge, why shouldn't it be one rule for them and another for their wives!?

Nate's old 'Smacked Bottoms for Naughty Boys' site has long since shut down. I did miss out on a few of his old comic strips the first time round, so if anyone knows where they or any more of his new art can be found please leave a comment.

Wednesday, 12 November 2014

Love Our Lurkers (but be careful what you wish for...)

This is quite an exciting time, as today is the first time I've had a blog during Love Our Lurkers Day, the excellent creation of Bonnie (now based at that encourages shy readers to post comments on their favorite blogs one day a year.
So if you pass through this way now and then, please leave a comment to commemorate LOL Day. Perhaps you could say which of spanking, cuckolding or bi is your favorite. Or let me know what you think of my manips. Or suggest ideas for future series. Or maybe you'd just like to say hi.

So go ahead, get in contact. After all, what's the worst that could happen...

Saturday, 1 November 2014

The joy of prison sex Part 2

A two-man cell is a guideline, not a rule! Thanks to prison overcrowding, you might end up with two prison daddies, you lucky, lucky boy...




And maybe there'll even be another whiteboy in your cell so that you can share your daddies and have lots of hot and sweaty threesomes and foursomes (and of course cute middle-class black guys often become prison bitches, which is also extremely hot, even if us whiteboys are the ones who are really wired towards getting our asses filled!):

But let's face it, middle-class, innocent types like you are at a premium in jail, so during your sentence you'll experience every dick in the prison several times over - except for the ones belonging to other middle-class whiteboys - unless your prison daddies want you to put on a show!

With prison overcrowding the way it is, you'll soon be offering up your tight little hole for at least three hardened criminals at a time, who will waste no time spanking and fucking your sissy white ass...

And as a skinny whiteboy like me, you're naturally going to love being the bitch to all these hardened criminals. I fantasize about being dominated by all kinds of men in prison - black or white, old or young, muscular or overweight - as long as they can treat me rough and have a hard dick to tickle my tonsils and pound my kidneys, I'm in!

Prison is where I base all my darkest fantasies - like stinky cocks and sweaty asses that need to be sucked and licked clean. 'Tossing the salad' is a daily duty in prison:

As is cleaning a cock that's just shot a big black load up your ass, knowing full well your soft white mouth is just getting it ready for round 2!

And you know that when a real man has finally finished fucking ass, he always likes to sit back, relax,  and listen to the moans of smooth-skinned middle-class inmates resound around the prison blocks as their tight asses receive the thick convict cocks that they've been secretly longing for all their lives... And then he takes a nice long piss...

Of course, while you're inside, your wife is home alone and horny. Perhaps the guards will be visiting her to keep her company eh? But of course there's always visiting day. Though, as a skinny white bitch, you soon find out that visiting day is where the guards and inmates reveal your predicament in all its glory:

And those bi-monthly conjugal visits you were promised? You'll soon find out they are for your wife, but not for you! After all, what does a middle-class lady always want after she's found out that her husband is a sissy slut for big black cocks?... Why, those same big black cocks of course!

After a few years inside you'll probably be released with an extremely sore ass and a dazed smile as you think about how all your fantasies have been fulfilled and you can move on with your comfortable middle-class life with your loving wife. But the thing is, experienced, muscular convicts get parole too, and you know what they say... once a prison bitch, always a prison bitch!

So did I cover all the ways that gay prison scenarios are hot? Do you have your own dirty prison fantasy that I missed out? Or perhaps you long to be the dominant prison daddy rather than the submissive bitchboy? Share your thoughts in the comments.