Showing posts with label March Hare. Show all posts
Showing posts with label March Hare. Show all posts

Friday, 16 July 2021

Headmaster for Housewives 17: You May Punish the Bride! (erotic ebook)

Red-hot bottoms will glow beneath the white of a wedding dress, in this filthy follow-up to Headmaster for Housewives 7!


Get it here:

If you have read the preceding ebook, you'll know that it tells the story of a naughty schoolgirl who discovers that her mother is having a torrid affair with her Headmaster, and she decides that she wants in on the action. Well in this book the schoolgirl is all grown up, and the ladies of the Harris family still can't resist their cravings for the Headmaster's firm rod, be they married, single or betrothed!

The venerable Mrs Abigail Harris is still getting thrashed and fucked by the Headmaster on a regular basis, given that he can satisfy her in ways that husband hasn't managed in all their years of marriage! After one such session, she lets slip that her daughter Cassie is engaged to be married, and persuades him to provide her with some adult company during her daughter's hen night.

And you know how raunchy those bachelorette parties can get!



Cassie's friends are extremely taken with the handsome older Headmaster, particularly the curvaceous maid of honour, another former pupil of his. She is already married, but extremely bored with her husband already. It doesn't take too many cocktails for her to invite the Headmaster back to her hotel room to re-enact the bottom-sizzling excitement of her schooldays...

And of course afterwards, the naughty minx is exceedingly grateful...

Cassie too is eager to reacquaint herself with the Headmaster before her big day, and the Headmaster is all-too happy to pay her a visit... on the morning of her wedding!




Claiming tradition, he spanks her across his knee and with all the implements that brought her such torment during her younger days: the tawse and the cane and the good old slipper!

After all this, the bride needs something stiff to calm her wedding day nerves, and the Headmaster expects to be able to have his way with her as well. But Cassie can't quite countenance such a betrayal of her new husband before they're even married. Though she does consent to suck his cock...

With the bride packed off to church, the Headmaster is left alone with the mother of the bride, and is free to take his frustrations out on her...

And that should be the end of it, with a happily married couple and a pair of very satisfied adulterous ladies.

But like most grooms, Cassie's new husband has a little too much to drink at the reception, and is unable to do his husbandly duty.

So just what is a girl to do when her groom is passed out on the bed in the honeymoon suite, unable to consummate their union?

Fortunately, her experienced older lover is close at hand...



I hear it's quite a common occurrence on these occasions ;)





Tuesday, 2 August 2016

Cuckold wedding vows

The unsuitability of the traditional wedding vows for modern marriages are well documented.


Fortunately, help is at hand. Here are the new vows recommended by multiple governments and religions to reflect on the needs of today's brides...

I take thee _________ to be my lawful wedded husband...



To spank and to wank...


 

To cheat on and piss on...





To fuck with a strapon
In mouth and in ass...





Your face I will sit on...




Forsaking all others
Except for my lovers...






My boss and your friends...



Uncles, cousins and brother



You will love me...



You will honour me...


And you will always obey me...



forever and ever
Or else...





Friday, 12 September 2014

Real men hard at work...fucking your wife

Vanessa Chaland's recent accounts on her Cuckold Letters blog of having workmen round have inspired me to round up all the pics I have of builders, plumbers and other manly men giving bored housewives a good seeing to. I've written before about how hot it is to have gangs of big burly men coming into your house to have fun with your family. And let's face it, the ladies in your household probably fantasize about little else while you're at work...

 



 


 



Put it this way, your wife is home alone every day bored and horny, and when you hire builders there are at least five muscular men in the house every day, and given how 'uncouth' you think they are they probably don't waste any time telling her what they'd like to do to her. Are you surprised you came home to find her as the meat in a man sandwich?


No matter how well you treat your lady, you'll probably never make her feel as grateful as the repairmen who rescued her from being stuck in the elevator, or who repaired the cable in time so she didn't miss her stories...


Let's face it, the reason your wife loves 'real men' so much (apart from the fact that they're better in bed) is that they're actually useful to her, whereas your pampered middle-class ass is only good for earning (too little) money that has to be spent on sorting all the problems that you're not manly enough to fix. No wonder the handyman is round so often...


And those plumbers who are laying pipe for your wife in more ways than one probably make more in an hour than you do in a week anyway...

 

OOOh Hi, honey...the plumber is here cleaning the pipes

Thanks to the trailblazing antics of a certain Lady Chatterley, your wife knows exactly what to do with that hunky gardener you hired. Pool boys are also a great source of daily dick for more well-off housewives, and no matter how much you try to take control there'll always be a hot young hunk (or three) in your house while you're out:

 


And that's just the men who have access to your home. When your wife ventures outside there are even more 'real men' waiting to show her a good time. Like what is it about your wife and mechanics? At home she hits the roof if you create a speck of dirt, but show her some rough, burly men in greasy overalls and she just can't keep her legs together...






Ladies love a man in uniform, so what do you really think happens when a cop pulls your wife over?



If your wife ever got rescued from having her toe stuck in the cold faucet, she might just head down to the fire station to show how grateful she is:


And no matter how much you tip the bellboy, when your wife goes away on business or with friends, she can always give a little bit more...


When you hear the words 'personal trainer' alarm bells should be ringing. It means your wife is spending hours and hours getting hot and sweaty in the gym in the company of lots of toned young men...



Of course, for rich wives (or brides on their special day), a hunky chauffeur is a compulsory hiring:

 




If you live in a coast city and your wife desires some strange dick, she only has to head down to the docks to have fun with all those horny sailors:


Though spare a thought for those English men during World War 2, who while they were off fighting for King and Country, would have received letters from their wives saying how they had lovely American soldiers staying with them who were (literally) charming the pants off all the local ladies:




This is all going to happen, so you might as well embrace it. After all, if your wife is going to have fun with these masterful men, why shouldn't you too?


Speaking of which, I have to mention a glorious series of posts over on the Husband in Check blog recounting how a handyman came to be involved with the blogger and his wife. And it definitely contains plenty of spanking, cuckold, and bi!