Wednesday, 26 February 2014

5 more fantasies (he's too shy to share with you)

Hopefully by now you've worked your way through your husband's first 5 secret fantasies and have had the most relaxing and satisfying Valentine's week of your life. So maybe it's time to crank things up a notch.
His eyes may widen when you announce your intentions, but believe me he really wants you to...

No doubt you often sit on your man's face until you cum, which means you've already squirted plenty of lady juice in his mouth, so don't think a golden shower will be too much for him.

If your feeling shy then have him take you out for a classy night of champagne and cocktails to both lower you inhibitions and give you some ammo. Nothing will put him in submissive bliss more than kneeling before you while you lift up your pretty cocktail dress and aim a jet of lady nectar directly into his mouth. Don't worry too much about aiming - but do remind him that the more he swallows the less he'll have to clean up afterwards.

Not with another woman of course, that's just another potential disapointment for him to fret about. No, the only threesome your hubby really wants is with another man.
And admit it, you get wet just thinking about two guys going at it. Well your man wants to be one of those guys!

If he's nervous, just Google 'i want to watch my man suck a dick' for tips on how to persuade him (a 'no sex until you suck' rule seems to be popular, but there are other ways)

Make sure you pick your additional bedmate(s) according to your needs. If you want to be completely in control, pick another geeky guy and break out the strapons:

If you want to be taken roughly while your hubby sucks the other guys balls and then takes his cock in his mouth for the cumshot, you'll need an alpha male.

Do give your hubby some consideration - make sure you leave time for the other guy to fuck him in the mouth and ass while you (or hubby's mouth) keep your pussy ticking over.

Add an extra layer of frission by picking a playmate who your husband knows well, be it a friend, boss or former school bully. You'll have to decide how far your individual man would be willing to go on this one!

Oh, and remember that a muscular black guy would be your hubby's ideal, so if you know one be sure to pick him as the third wheel.

Your man loves you enough to know when sex is just sex, and submissive enough to get off on the idea of someone having sex with you. When you catch him watching porn, he isn't pretending he's the guy, he's pretending you're the girl.

This is your chance to have your cake and eat it too. While your husband is at work, have your fun with those friends, colleagues, tradesmen, trainers, acquaintances and in-laws you've been fantasizing about.

Then when he gets home have your sore pussy soothed by your man's tender tongue (and more than that if you're still horny).

Or better yet bring him along to join in. Most men willing to fuck another man's wife will also be willing to spank that man, dress him up and pick an end for a sissy spitroast.

Now you've got a well-trained hubby on your hands who will dress as a maid, clean the house, drink your piss and offer his ass up for spanking and fucking, it's time to do all this in public. Public displays of affection are a sticking point for many couples, but what about public displays of humiliation! Having him serve you and your friends in his girly lingerie is just the start. I'm sure they'd like to watch you spank him, or even help!

There's nothing like a public spanking to give him the humiliation he craves, so when you're out and someone else is about take every opportunity to pull his pants down.

Take your riding crop out shopping with you to make sure you get what you want:


Take him to a sex shop to look for strapon dildos and BDSM gear, and leave the assistants in no doubt who it will be used on.

Go clubbing and get felt up by strange men while he watches.

Or go to a gay club and watch him get felt up!

Even the most trivial tasks can be turned into an exercise in humiliation if you make him wear his sissy outfit while he does them!

And if you really want to humiliate him be sure to include lovers, family members, or both!

There are literally thousands of ways you can have fun dominating your man in public, so let your imagination run wild and remember that the worse you treat him when you're out, the harder he'll lick your pussy when you get home!

Awwww I hear you say, what a sweet one to end on! But remember that as the wife/girlfriend of a beta male he is convinced you are too good for him and is terrified you will leave him. At the same time, the thought of you leaving for another, better man turns him on immensely. It is this internal contradiction that is the reason that he's such a sub. Well, that and his raging bisexual and masochistic tendencies of course!
You can use this to your advantage - use him for all your most depraved sexual fantasies, go shopping with his credit cards and have a threesome with his hunky boss and your handsome tennis coach, knowing that you can return home to a clean house for dinner and a pussy licking provided by your loving husband.

So play your cards right and pretty soon you could be stroking your 8-inch strapon while you watch your well-spanked hubby in lipstick, stockings and heels getting toyed with (and more) by two leather-clad gays.

Friday, 14 February 2014

Your man's top 5 fantasies (he's too scared to tell you about)

As Valentine's Day approaches, women's magazines and websites are full of '10 ways to please your man' but these are either too tame or geared towards the dominant male.
Ladies - if your man is a skinny, shy, geeky, middle class, office-working beta boy - just like me - you might find the usual sex tips just don't work. So here are 5 things EVERY sensitive boy fantasises about but was too shy to tell you. So on Valentine's Day or an anniversary why not bring one of these out to play with - and don't take any pseudo-macho bullshit about him not being into it!

Nothing makes your man feel more loved than squirming away on his office chair after a scorching spanking the night before. I'm sure you've given his tush a few slaps in the past, but if you're reading this then it wasn't enough. You need to spank his ass till your hand gives out, then buy a paddle and use it till it breaks. Aim for crimson rather than pink.

Spank him like he wishes his mother used to. Any time he does something to piss you off or forgets something just pull down his pants and let fly.


Buy the thickest, leatheriest belt you can find and wear it out on his ass. Buy the meanest, stingiest little paddle in the shop and use it till it breaks:

Her Kiss Paddle
This is a stress release for you to help you get over his mistakes. You're not punishing him - he loves being spanked. All that crying and hollering is just him releasing all the pressure to be manly and regressing back to the obedient boy he wants to be.
And for heaven's sake don't worry about hurting him. The Lord gave us big round buttocks so that our betters would have something safe to spank.

Handcuffs, rope, nipple clamps, ankle cuffs, leg spreaders, bondage horses, cock rings, testicle cuffs, cock cages, collars, neck and nose leashes... Trussing your man up in all the bondage gear money can buy will both satisfy his middle class craving for constant, niggling discomfort and really focus his mind on serving you:



You've both probably got slutty-to-authentic school uniforms and a few other outfits to play in, but what your man never told you is he fantasises about some real role reversal.

If you've caught him playing with your lingerie then you've got a head start. If not, give him your tightest, sweatiest pair of panties to wear to work or the shops or both.

Once he's broken in roll out the big guns. Doll your man up in stockings, corsets, wigs, jewellery and slutty makeup. Don't forget to pick up a pair of size 9 high heels from ebay (men in just stockings look as ridiculous as men in just socks) and bring a razor/wax/epaulator for those unsightly hairs.

You can go with the black leather dominatrix look, the kinky auntie, or just go full out and don a man's suit, tie, chunky wristwatch and shoes and pretend to be his boss as you give him the most head spiningly amazing fuck of his life.

Your man really does want to help around the house, but like all boys he's just very very lazy. So whip out your riding crop and turn your sissy hubby into your sissy maid, and from then on he can do every chore in the house.


Threatening to invite his friends and/or family round while he's in his sissy gear should quieten any protest.

Buy a white glove to check his work and punish him SEVERELY for every speck of dust you find. And whether or not you take the maid role to its logical conclusion and have him wear his lingerie while he serves your friends cocktails on your girly nights in is up to you.

Whether it's fingers, thumbs, butts plugs, bananas, cucumbers, root vegetables or another man's cock, make no mistake, if its long and penislike your man has fantasised about having it up his ass, pounding his prostate til he comes ljke a gurl. Ever since the school bully called him a fag he's secretly wondered if he is, and probably slips a finger up there at least every other wank.
Be sure to buy a kingsize pot of lube and make sure his bottom is nicely warmed up before you start.


Then crack out the strapon dildos.


Make sure your plastic cock is at least a little bigger than his. If you're feeling mean then you can even make him compare them. And if you're feeling really mean then invite a friend to join in:

Don't forget to tell him what a dirty little slut he is while you're pegging his ass. The whole cumming while being penetrated instead of while penetrating is what makes ass pounding so attractive to beta boys, so don't stop fucking him till he's shot a nice sticky load all over the bed sheets - even if it takes all night!