The joy of prison sex Part 1

I'm always complaining that, considering prison sex is probably the number one gay fantasy, there's comparatively little art or porn devoted to it. Then I realized I've only blogged on it about twice, so I guess it's time to contribute! Of course I know that in real life prison is no picnic, but in the imaginations of us bi-curious bitch boys prison is a hot and sweaty playground filled with muscular guards and convicts with a major spanking fetish who are eager to satisfy our curiosities about gay sex. And there's no escape!

As I've written before, the first gay scene that ever caught my attention was a prison scene. Around this time, when I was a curious young teen whose fantasy world had just been expanded  to include having his mouth and ass filled with convict cock and cum, my ears (and dick) would prick up at the many, many references to prison sex that abounded in the media. During 'Swordfish' I squirmed in my seat as an ex-wife told her husband she would have him thrown in jail and 'pay two ballbusting skinheads to make a playground out of his ass'. The line in Reservoir Dogs ' I think its all that black semen that's been pumped up your ass' turned me on to the interracial side of prison fantasies. There was the immortal line from Jay and Silent Bob: 'In prison, he'll be the pie!'... Really, what chance did a whiteboy have when pop albums had pictures like this on the cover?!

And let's not forget the endless jokes about the fun that's to be had in the prison showers!

 

For most guys these gags were just a cheap laugh, but I always went home and thought about them while I jerked off every night, fantasizing about myself in ever-more depraved prisons. And I was always the pie!

In my fantasies prison is a playground where all the powerplay and pain/pleasure around sex is boiled down in a delicious pot. It starts with the guards... But what would us weedy white-collar wage slaves and cute middle-class collegeboys be thrown in jail for? Embezzlement? Fraud? Most likely we were framed by an unscrupulous boss or a jealous business rival. Or lazy, corrupt cops picked us up and threw us in jail because we look a bit like a suspect...

Or just because the inmates were getting rowdy and the authorities need a fresh batch of white ass to calm them down!

And once we're inside they can spank our asses until we confess!

And then once we've admitted to being members of the criminal classes they can further uncover our deepest gay fantasies through intimate anal examinations (and to think you were worried that they were going to use that billy club to beat your ass!) and of course butt and mouth fuckings!

 

 

The guards laugh at the injustice of it all as they boot your naked ass into a tiny two-man cell, then sit back and enjoy the show while you're introduced to your hunky prison daddy...

So will it be a muscular black man who takes you for his bride?

Or will an experienced Arab pick you for his punk?

Will you be made the wife of a Latino gangster or a ballbusting biker?

Maybe you'll get a white prison daddy who will kinda remind you of your real daddy. Or of that uncle who used to belt your ass whenever you went to stay. Or maybe your prison daddy will end up being that redneck meathead who all the teachers said was on the short road to the big house and who bullied your geeky ass mercilessly throughout high school...

Whatever the race or terminology, you can bet your bottom that your daddy will believe in hard, hard spanking...

 

...both to keep you in line and as foreplay for all the salty spunk swallowing, acrid ass licking and pillow-biting butt fucking that is sure to follow...

As cute as your smooth white booty is, your daddy will soon be dressing you up in all sorts of sexy costumes... Cockloving cheeleader uniforms, naughty maid outfits, blushing brides... you'll soon be prancing and puckering like you were back trying on your mother's underwear when you thought the house was empty...

But where does your prison daddy get these outfits you ask? Why, he just writes to your wife and asks her to send them of course!

But let's face it, with prison overcrowding the way it is, your prison daddy is unlikely to have you all to himself...