Halloween Harley Quinn Fetish

Is it me, or does every woman I know suddenly have a girl-crush on Harley Quinn? My friend's wife whispered to him during Suicide Squad that she'd love to have a threesome with her, several women I've talked to recently have wanted to be Harley to a wicked Mr J, and my girlfriend even has a picture of her as her desktop wallpaper! No doubt there will be plenty of big girls dressing up as everyone's favourite harleyquin this Halloween, and plenty of big boys as the Joker too!

I'm sure loads of spanking goes on between Harley and her Mr J...

They may have a terribly dysfunctional relationship, but you can bet the sex is great! Although what I really want to know is, does the Joker have a white dick and green pubes? I know a girl we could ask...

And as everyone knows, when Harley isn't being the Joker's right-hand sex slave, she's being Poison Ivy's...

 

Or taking charge of things herself!

Jonathan art manip: Bi Birthday Fantasy

Here's what should happen to every middle-class whiteboy on his 18th birthday...

Obviously we're all at least a little bit gay, but most of us are too shy to try, and unless we have a wicked uncle or perverted college professor we're unlikely to start learning the pleasures of having our tight asses ploughs and our soft mouths filled with cock until we're well into our twenties.

So every hunky gay man should take it upon himself to give every 18-year-old he knows a good hard birthday spanking - and probably more!

This pic covers so many of my fantasies. I'd love to be stripped naked and spanked in public, I'd love to be dominated by multiple guys at once, and I love to be used and abused by an older, wicked-uncle type. And as all my gay experiences so far have been with older guys, I can say it's definitely not just a fantasy!

There seems to be quite an age difference in the couple in the manip. No doubt the moustachioed hunk is the 'daddy', and his younger but still-hunky partner is no doubt enjoying the opportunity to play the dominant role for a change. No doubt their young friend will be invited (or ordered) over often in future for lots more spanking and fucking fun on their porch and elsewhere!

Scenes I'd like to be

...in
I've been lucky enough to be able to act out some of my kinkiest fantasies. I've been fucked in the ass with a strapon bigger than my own dick. I've had a pretty lady piss in my mouth after spending an evening quaffing champagne. I've been spanked by a guy.

But I still often come across artwork where I think 'I wish that had happened to me'. Mostly gay stuff. Like I really want to get spanked by 2 guys at once, both simultaneously and alternately so they can go on for hours and turn my bottom as red as in a Jonathan drawing.

I also wouldn't mind being one of two subs...

I'd want to be on the bottom in this situation, feeling the weight of another guy on top of me, maybe with his semi-erect cock nestled between my ass cheeks...

Perhaps afterwards we could be made to 69 and spanked until we spunk...

Or put in the ultimate in male submission: the 1691!

I'd love to be spanked in front of others too. Maybe at a fetish club, close to lots of other cute subs squirming and squealing as we're punished together.

I REALLY want to suck a cock. Just to see what the sensation is like in my mouth. Maybe I'd have to be spanked hard first to convince me though (you'll notice I've cropped the bastinado out of the original artwork. I certainly wouldn't want to experience that!)...

I'd love it to be a black cock...

And I'd love it to be sliding in and out of my wife while I lick the shaft and balls...

I'd like to pop the balls in my mouth...

And flick my tongue around the stinky black asshole...

I don't mind if there's more than one cock...

But I'm not sure if I'd like to be fucked in the ass as well. Though that doesn't mean I haven't thought about it.

Needless to say, I'd love to partake in an MMF threesome and an orgy. Especially ones where I'm the bottom bitch who gets used and abused by both the ladies and gents...

And of course I'd love to go to prison, where I wouldn't have any choice what was done to me...