As we saw last month, traditional British finishing schools
are undoubtedly the best way to prepare 18-19 year old boys for a lifetime of
privilege, money and fun with other men's wives (for the jocks) or unrewarded
hard work, long hours and cuckolding (for the nerds).
But there are some parents (hippy left-wing types mostly)
who for some reason aren't happy to send their sons off to a distant county to suffer
under a regime of harsh beatings, cold showers, and nightly buggerings after
lights out.
There is no alternative to the harsh beatings of course
(this is Britain after all!). But coed finishing schools allow boys and girls
from 'new age' families to further their education in far more inclusive,enlightened surroundings...
Perhaps it is healthier for young men and women not to have
their first sexual experience with a stronger member of the same sex, but in
the more traditional way for the working classes (watching an attractive member
of the opposite sex getting punished on the bare)...
To assuage the middle-class guilt of the parents, there are
even scholarships available for the cream of the underclass, so that they may
benefit from the discipline of a traditional educational establishment...
Not that the schools are happy about being a practice area
for young lovers. Inter-student relationships are discouraged in the
traditional manner...
Though of course they do flourish. And are extremely effective
at teaching youngsters the ways of love...
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