The long arm of the law
Any touchy-feely liberal
'rehabilitation' is a complete waste of time compared with the effectiveness of
two dozen with the cane and a day in the stocks:
Community spirit would be vastly
improved if communities were able to gather in a public place and watch their
town's thieves, vandals, adulterers, drunkards and other troublemakers get the
living daylights thrashed out of them by ladies and gentlemen of good character.
Communities should be able to come together to create their own traditions and
ways of punishment, just like in the good old days:
Police constables should be
retrained in the arts of paddling, strapping, birching and caning:
Fines would be much more effective
if they were accompanied by a stinging bottom - a good spanking from a burly
police officer would be a surefire way to stop louts in BMWs speeding through
town:
Lawmen will find that corporal punishment is excellent at
coercing confessions and making offenders face their guilt:
There should be no concern about coerced confessions - after
all who would confess to a crime they didn't commit knowing that an even more
serious (and public) flogging awaits them if they do?
This is particularly relevant for offences where further
punishment is required to make an example of the offender. Better to thrash the
wrong man than no man at all!