Put it this way, your wife is home alone every day bored and horny, and when you hire builders there are at least five muscular men in the house every day, and given how 'uncouth' you think they are they probably don't waste any time telling her what they'd like to do to her. Are you surprised you came home to find her as the meat in a man sandwich?
No matter how well you treat your lady, you'll probably never make her feel as grateful as the repairmen who rescued her from being stuck in the elevator, or who repaired the cable in time so she didn't miss her stories...
Let's face it, the reason your wife loves 'real men' so much (apart from the fact that they're better in bed) is that they're actually useful to her, whereas your pampered middle-class ass is only good for earning (too little) money that has to be spent on sorting all the problems that you're not manly enough to fix. No wonder the handyman is round so often...
And those plumbers who are laying pipe for your wife in more ways than one probably make more in an hour than you do in a week anyway...
OOOh Hi, honey...the plumber is here cleaning the pipes |
Thanks to the trailblazing antics of a certain Lady Chatterley, your wife knows exactly what to do with that hunky gardener you hired. Pool boys are also a great source of daily dick for more well-off housewives, and no matter how much you try to take control there'll always be a hot young hunk (or three) in your house while you're out:
And that's just the men who have access to your home. When your wife ventures outside there are even more 'real men' waiting to show her a good time. Like what is it about your wife and mechanics? At home she hits the roof if you create a speck of dirt, but show her some rough, burly men in greasy overalls and she just can't keep her legs together...
Ladies love a man in uniform, so what do you really think happens when a cop pulls your wife over?
If your wife ever got rescued from having her toe stuck in the cold faucet, she might just head down to the fire station to show how grateful she is:
And no matter how much you tip the bellboy, when your wife goes away on business or with friends, she can always give a little bit more...
When you hear the words 'personal trainer' alarm bells should be ringing. It means your wife is spending hours and hours getting hot and sweaty in the gym in the company of lots of toned young men...
Of course, for rich wives (or brides on their special day), a hunky chauffeur is a compulsory hiring:
If you live in a coast city and your wife desires some strange dick, she only has to head down to the docks to have fun with all those horny sailors:
Though spare a thought for those English men during World War 2, who while they were off fighting for King and Country, would have received letters from their wives saying how they had lovely American soldiers staying with them who were (literally) charming the pants off all the local ladies:
This is all going to happen, so you might as well embrace it. After all, if your wife is going to have fun with these masterful men, why shouldn't you too?
Speaking of which, I have to mention a glorious series of posts over on the Husband in Check blog recounting how a handyman came to be involved with the blogger and his wife. And it definitely contains plenty of spanking, cuckold, and bi!
Odd...the things that pop up from years ago when you search under your own name. :)
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