Bring Back the Birch! (A Spanko Manifesto Part 1)

For me, spanking pictures and fantasies are set in a world just like today. But there isn't much spanking in the world today outside of the internet and certain couples' bedrooms. But what if the consensus of pre-1990 still applied? What if an education and legal system that didn't use caning and birching was unthinkable? What if dirty old men and lecherous old women could still take your pants down on the slightest pretext? Here, as a background to my spanking fantasies and artwork manips still to come, I reproduce the manifesto of distinguished government advisor and former headmaster Sir Roger Birchwood, who convinced the government to readopt corporal punishment after its short period out of fashion.

I think we can all agree that this country has gone to the dogs, and that we all know what could save it.

I am 100% in favor of corporal punishment... for adults. Once a boy or girl has turned 18 then they are old enough to know better and in any case 18-30 year olds these days are little more than spoilt brats and we must stamp down on their wallowing, hippy, ipad nonsense (quite literally in the case of the ipad)!

Having our pants pulled down for spanking and having our pain and humiliation on full view to others is what made our generation, our forefathers' generations, and this whole country, great. Therefore I strongly suggest that we adopt the following proposals.

Discipline begins at home

The perfect way to start reminding our recalcitrant youth of their place in the world is to have their parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles, landlords, doctors and nurses, parents' friends etc. warming their bottoms on a regular basis. Let's be clear, this generation of parents is as much to blame for the state of this country thanks to their stance on 'sparing the rod', so they've got much catching up to do. Remember the saying: 'the greatest evil is to do nothing while evil is done.'

The practicalities are simple - most 18-30 year olds still live at home with Mummy and Daddy, so why shouldn't they be treated accordingly? The offences of modern youth are many and nothing should be considered too small to merit a spanking:

Misuse of the words 'like', 'literally' etc

Ridiculous fashions

Ill-timed erections

Taking too long in the bathroom

Slovenliness

Masturbation

Breaking wind in company

Disgraceful displays of public affection

Sluttery to such an extent that antibiotics are required

And if any whinging, lefty parents don't feel comfortable thrashing their little darlings, they can be sent to a seminar where figures such as myself will demonstrate corporal punishment's effectiveness in intimate detail: