Sunday, 7 August 2016

Jonathan art manips: The Bi Husbands Club

A few years after the honeymoon has ended, it's fair to say most wives may be getting a bit bored in the bedroom. They'll have tried to liven things up with spanking and dressing up and bondage and strapons, but in the end there's only so much you can do with two people. And while their husbands will probably beg them to bring another woman into the marriage bed, there's few things a middle-class lady likes more than to watch two guys going at it. And when it comes to marriage, what the wife wants, she gets!

With the modern professional female having such a taste for guy-on-guy action, those who cater for kinky ladies have had to match the demand. So male strippers now bring along a cute little twink to get used and abused on stage to the squees of shrieking women. Husbands are forced to watch hours of gay porn with their wives until they just can't help getting turned on by it (yeah right!). Male escorts find themselves hired to assfuck whimpering subby hubbys just as often as they get paid to blow businessmen.
Let's face it, these women tend to be married to men who would definitely be bottoms in a gay relationship, so they have no problem finding big butch guys to play with. If what I've read online is true, then gayguys love 'turning' straight boys, so all a wife needs to do is dress her hubby's cute ass up in a preppy tank top and tight slacks, then take him to a gay bar and announce that he's looking for love!
And of course, if the wife isn't entirely satisfied with playing with herself while watching her husband squeal like a piggy, then there are plenty of dominant bulls who'd love to put on a show with hubby before fucking her senseless, while hubby stands sobbing in the corner or licks the bull's balls and shaft as it slides in and out of his wife's holes! To the wives' delight, most of the bulls who like to do this tend to be muscular black men, who got a taste for fucking tight middle-class assholes in prison!

Tuesday, 2 August 2016

Cuckold wedding vows

The unsuitability of the traditional wedding vows for modern marriages are well documented.

Fortunately, help is at hand. Here are the new vows recommended by multiple governments and religions to reflect on the needs of today's brides...

I take thee _________ to be my lawful wedded husband...

To spank and to wank...


To cheat on and piss on...

To fuck with a strapon
In mouth and in ass...

Your face I will sit on...

Forsaking all others
Except for my lovers...

My boss and your friends...

Uncles, cousins and brother

You will love me...

You will honour me...

And you will always obey me...

forever and ever
Or else...

Wednesday, 20 July 2016

Spanked and wanked

It had been quite a while since I'd been spanked and my bottom was just aching for some punishment, so I arranged to meet with the experienced Guy Roper at his house. I dressed in my office attire of shiny shoes, argyle socks held up with sock garters, trousers, briefs, shirt, tie, sleeveless sweater, glasses and dressy strap watch.
Straight away the Roper had me remove my shoes and sweater so I looked quite the boyish intern as I went over his lap for a warmup slippering across the seat of my trousers.

It was a hot day and soon I was also relieved of my other attire apart from my glasses, watch and socks as I went almost-nude across his knee as he used his hand on my bare bottom. I sure felt like a naughty little sub in that outfit!

As usual I got hard during the spanking and Roper decided to have some fun, ordering me to sit my pink bottom on his knee while he played with my erection. It was certainly a thrill!

We then entered a delerious cycle of spanking, slippering and wanking where he would bring me to the brink of cumming and then put me back across his knee.

After a while he started using a belt as well. It was a thinner, whippier belt than I've had used on me before and it certainly got into all those hard to reach places!

It didn't leave welts but it really was a 'blistering' spanking as my bottom was sore for days after and I struggled to sit in my seat at work.
After bringing me to the brink several times only to interrupt and continue whipping my butt the Roper ordered me to sit on his lap and wank myself until I shot white spunk all over my chest, bringing our session to the close.

The Roper said afterwards he wasn't entirely satisfied with my submissive attitude, and so he'd use the cane on me next time. He also said he'd probably have me on my knees and sucking his dick afterwards...

Can't wait!

Tuesday, 28 June 2016

Jonathan art manips: Too Cute Not To Cuckold

Here is the long overdue sequel to my series Too Cute Not To Spank featuring the cutest male spankee Jonathan (or anyone else) has ever drawn:

Women certainly seem to get a good deal in my fantasy world. Not only are cuckolding and guy-on-guy action a lot less frowned upon (even on your wedding night!), they get actively trained in how to utterly blister pert male behinds. No doubt Bobby's cousin will get commended at the start of term during her report on 'What I did on my holidays', while her tutor will invite any young gentlemen who disagree to visit her office afterwards to 'debate' the issue.
As a nominally straight guy whose gay experiences are somewhat limited, I think one of the reasons I love Jonathan's art so much is that many of his spankees are clearly straight, and their spankers get a real sexual and dominant thrill from punishing and humiliating them.
Obviously many of his guys are gay as well, but there's no doubt that students caught wanking over straight porn aren't going to be exactly thrilled about being put across another guy's knee...

And like in the original artwork for the beach pics above, surely any man being punished for spying in the ladies' showers is at least somewhat interested in the female form...

And what about all those poor innocent boys who find themselves spending a night in the cells for a crime they didn't commit...

In my world, everyone is a bit gay - the only question is whether you're an alpha male who gets to spank and fuck, or a beta male who gets spanked and fucked! I would definitely place myself in the beta category, and I can't help but wish real life was more like my fantasies. Getting bullied at school would have been a lot more fun if it involved me getting stripped naked and held aloft by a hunky bigger boy while an even hunkier stud reddened my ass in front of a jeering crowd!

Wednesday, 18 May 2016

Spanking a naughty housewife

I met up with Sassie Cassie once again for a session of spanking and roleplay. She dressed in a very fetching 'naughty housewife' outfit that was the sort of thing a well-to-do lady might wear while misbehaving at Ascot.

Nice Interrogation Detective

I took her across my lap, lowered her panties (which she forget to take with her at the end) and gave her a nice firm warmup spanking.

Once her delectable bottom was suitably warm she bent over the table to begin a roleplay I'd always wanted to do with my ex but never got round to.

She played a housewife whose husband was fed up of her behaviour, and I played a leather-goods salesman who had been asked to provide some implements to tame her. Unfortunately her hard-working hubby had been delayed at the office so I would have to demonstrate them in his absence.

Persuasive Salesman

I laid out our implements and one by one they were 'tested out'. Throughout Cassie played the housewife to perfection, lamenting that the reason she was so naughty was that her husband left her alone all day. And her squeals and yelps as she experienced the implements were extremely enjoyable for the sadist in me :D
I'd planned to give her a stroke for each year her character had been married but when I asked she said it was 1 year. So I made it a stroke for each month...
First came the hand-shaped paddle, fairly lightweight and suitable for minor indiscretions like not leaving the toilet seat up, Then a nice big spatula, for when hubby got home and didn't find his dinner on the table.
I went to get a drink and caught her standing up without permission - so from then on she got 13 strokes with each implement. I needed more room to swing so the naughty wife was bent over a dining chair for a taste of the double-sided paddle (one side leather, one side fur) which looked innocuous but required a lot of wrist action to get a satisfying whack and so really made her howl.
I still didnt have enough room so she knelt on my red leather chair (which matched her toasty bottom nicely) for a baker's dozen with the riding crop.

She actually enjoyed this a little too much, so we decided it was more a 'marital aid' than a punishment tool.
The implement to use when she'd been really naughty (being overfriendly with tradesmen perhaps?) would be my slipper paddle. She has prior experience of this, but it didn't make it any easier for her.

Flirt Penalty

We decided afterwards that such paddles should be given out free at wedding ceremonies to encourage spousal obedience.

That just left the wooden spoons and belts, so I had her over my lap and over the bed to test them all out, then she got 13 extra with her 'favourite'.

Her bottom was an absolutely gorgeous shade of red by the finish - check out the photos on my fetlife:
Having learnt from Danielle, I then kindly applied some lotion to Cassie's stinging posterior (which made her globes glisten nicely). I may have snuck a few extra spanks in too, but then who wouldn't?