Friday 25 December 2020

Santa's Cumming! (new Ian Hamilton art)

Merry Christmas one and all! Goodwill to all men (and good spankings to all boys!) Last year I created a whole series devoted to Spanking Santas, but considering the hard-on I have over the big leather belt that Father Christmas wears around his waist, it was rather remiss of me not to include ANY belt spankings!

So when I asked Ian Hamilton to illustrate a few of my St Nick-based fantasies, you can bet that Santa was putting that big old belt to very good use indeed!


Being spanked (and more) by Santa Claus is one of my ultimate gay fantasies. I love the idea of being dominated by an older, bigger man, and Santa certainly fits that mould. There is something rather fetishistic about his costume, particularly the boots and of course his huge belt with his oversized buckle.

There's also the suggestion that as well as delivering gifts to good children, he also deals with the naughty ones. And we all know how naughty boys get dealt with!

With some European traditions even having a separate character who flogs the naughty ones, perhaps this Santa has just decided to combine the roles!

And of course there's the implication that in order to know who's naughty and who's nice, Santa can see EVERYTHING you've been doing...

Santa spanking scenes are great, but I can't help but think about the even kinkier implications. After all, in what other situation is is acceptable for a dominant older man to sneak into strangers' houses at night and pleasure or punish their sons as he sees fit?

Does Santa pull down naughty boys' pyjamas (or strip them completely, as here) just to spank them, or does he have something else in mind as well? And with not even a mouse stirring in the silent house, it wouldn't be fair for the boys' pleading and crying to wake their parents and sisters... maybe Santa will find a way to stuff their mouths...

Don't forget, Santa's trousers would probably fall down when he takes his big belt off to do some spanking, and it would only be natural if spanking all those naughty boys has made St Nick's big dick hard and in need of attention...

In fact, maybe that's what's happening in Ian Hamilton's first pic! Although it doesn't seem to have worked, as the boys' family have come down to see what on earth is going on (I'm sure any sisters at least won't mind watching!) 

Getting back to these outstanding commissions, I can't help but ponder the story behind them...

My original idea was that these pictures (especially the first) would illustrate my fantasy that Santa spends a good portion of Christmas night visiting nice middle-class boys like me and giving them what they REALLY want for Christmas. He isn't spanking them just because they have been naughty (and let's face it, everybody is naughty at some point in the year!), but because they want and need it... He uses his big thick belt to spank the bottoms of young middle-class men until they admit their deeply hidden gay feelings... and then their first gay experience is with Santa! In this scenario, 'Santa's bottomless sack' means something quite different!

I can certainly imagine myself tossing and turning in my bed on Christmas night, a stiff little tent in the front of my striped pyjama bottoms as I try to ignore the shameful fantasies of being used and abused by bigger men and Daddy-types and strict Headmasters and sadistic sports coaches that always swirl around my head at night... And then I hear a clatter of hooves and look up to see big hunky Santa standing at the end of my bed, his belt in his hand and an obvious erection straining in his red trousers! It won't be long till I'm 'sitting on Santa's lap' just like the guy in the second pic, though of course he already knows EXACTLY what all us limp-wristed middle-class boys want for Christmas!

I had the idea that the two boys in the commissions are a young husband staying with his in-laws, including his eighteen-year-old brother-in-law, who as a middle-class male shares his secret gay fantasies – which Santa is all too happy to fulfil! (The boys' faces may suggest that they aren't enjoying their ordeal, but of course their erections prove otherwise...)

Ian Hamilton has really excelled himself with these drawings, catering brilliantly to my fetish for striped pyjamas (such easy access to cocks and bottoms...) and thick leathery belts in the first pic, and for shirts, sweatervests and sock garters in the second. I also love the fearsome matriarch in the second pic – I think I like strict mature women even more than I like dominant Daddy-types!

Perhaps she is spanking her son-in-law for marrying her daughter without confessing to his secret gay fantasies – 'YOU DIRTY, WICKED BOY! HOW DARE YOU KEEP SOMETHING LIKE THIS A SECRET! WHEN I'M FINISHED WITH YOU, YOU WON'T SIT DOWN FOR A MONTH!' – and she no doubt gave her son similar treatment, which also conveniently got his botty nice and hot and ready for Santa's cock!

Though from the smirk on her daughter's face she certainly doesn't mind that her husband and brother secretly like to be spanked and screwed by other men – ladies love to watch guys go gay after all, and perhaps she has a few gay friends and/or manly objects of lust who can now be invited over to play...

Women love Santa too of course... after all he's the one who brings them all those nice presents for being such good little girls!

Or maybe you prefer to imagine that this is a purely family-based fantasy, and the boys are grown-up brothers, or cousins, and the younger woman is only a sadistic sister and not a wife as well? Perhaps you prefer to fantasize that Santa is not giving the boys what they want for Christmas, but merely abusing his power to gratify his love of dominating helpless young men. Though surely good old Saint Nick would never do something so sadistic...

Or would he...? ;D

Friday 4 December 2020

Dog Collar Discipline (A Sizzling Sectarian Love Story)

'Father forgive me, for I have sinned...'
If you're in need of an erotic escape from the trials of day-to-day life (especially this year!), or want a naughty little Christmas present to slip into your partner's stocking/Kindle, then perhaps you should check out my latest ebook...


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Somewhere south of the border between England and Scotland, two villages are locked in an endless struggle. One Protestant, one Catholic, the inhabitants can't even remember why they hate each other – but hate each other they do!

Into it all ride Father Blisset and Father Walsh, two handsome young clergyman who seek to reform, but who are soon dragged down into the quagmire of hypocrisy and religious conflict – not to mention the villagers' extremely traditional views on the use of corporal punishment!


At the heart of everything lie Mandy and Charlotte, two delicate roses seeking to survive and escape the soul-crushing drudgery (and bottom-sizzling discipline) they must endure as young women in the Vale of Black Kettle Drop. But are they seeking to escape the discipline, or just to take it on their own terms...?

While this ebook is branded as a romance, and therefore has a nice meaty plot to get your teeth into, there are still many, many erotic scenes to satisfy your cravings (maybe even more than in my last romance). In fact I'm starting to think it may have been a bit of a stretch to brand this as a romantic novella rather than erotica – hopefully it won't be too shocking for the more reserved Kindle Unlimited subscribers...


In fact, they might even learn that they rather enjoy reading about strict matriarchs dragging their rebellious daughters to the vicarage for punishment...





Or those same matriarchs offering their own naked bottoms for the cane afterwards...



After all, they wouldn't want their husbands to find out what they admitted in confession!



And then the lecherous priests give them another dose of what got them into trouble in the first place!




Not to mention those same rebellious daughters getting soundly belted by their strict fathers until they agree to be married off to decent older men...


Instead of having fun with all the rough, exciting boys from the village...


And convincing the local clergymen to go easy on them when their mothers bring them for punishment!